Zita:

When we interviewed Zita we found that she did not speak English nor any other human language we knew. We found that even though a staunch Dogrector these last 9 years we knew little of her. We have never known her to get a phone call, email or fax. Her family never reaches out. She appears childless. Oddly content to be a large, rather smelly, white... well... dog. We believe that she will continue to be a white dog and not really evolve much beyond that. Fortunately she has never taken any special loans or demanded the use of the Maval Jet. Her only true talent is shedding. We value her counsel only because she gives none. An Ideal Dogrector.
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